Thursday on Your World, host Neil Cavuto hit back at repeated White House calls of 'FOX did it' and 'it's FOX's fault'.
He began by alluding to Attorney General Eric Holder's 'If FOX didn't talk about [calling ISIS Islamic extremism]' remarks.
"I am busted, so busted; pick a crisis, any crisis: FOX created it," Cavuto reacted.
He played a montage of White House officials mentioning FOX News in discussion of contemporary events.
"FOX News was the one spying on our very own James Rosen, and not the Justice Department" Cavuto said.
"God knows what other controversies we caused: everything bad: everytime: FOX!" he added.
Cavuto continued, satirically blaming FOX News for everything from measles to the 2000s housing bubble; he also mentioned events prior to FOX's inception, such as the 1912 Titanic disaster and the assassination of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
"FOX's Irish-American anchors [Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity] did nothing to stop the [Irish potato famine]," he continued.
"Tsunamis: FOX News! Earthquakes: FOX News! Dinosaurs: FOX News killed them off," Cavuto said.
"It's a wonder we can even look in the mirror. It's a wonder the people that spread this nonsense can even do the same," he added.